Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Collection of jokes

Here is a list of 8 r8d 8/8 jokes:
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Who's there? MY NAME IS KNOCK KNOCK!
I tried to hit sierra, but I mist.
I was a poet and I wasn't even aware.
Dark humor is like food. Some people just don't get it.
What happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow...?"
If you are nobody and nobody is perfect, you are perfect.
"When you quote yourself you sound much less official" - Me
Why did star-wars start with episode 4? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.


Fry memes

You've all seen Fry memes, probably. You also have probably seen quite a few. Observe the three Fry memes below.

As stated in the third meme, these are way overused. As stated in the second meme POTATO. Very confusing... Very confusing indeed... And you can notice the typo in the first one. It "enabels" you to see how overused Fry memes are.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Pictures are worth 1000 words

Today will be the day that I prove a picture is worth 1000 words. It doesn't even have to mean anything.

Case closed. Pictures are worth 1000 (or more) words. A word is usually worth more than one letter. Amazing. Therefore a picture is worth about 2000 letters...?

Cats vs Cats

Cats are cute, and also vicious. How would you define cats?

Cats are amazing and fluffy. That doesn't mean they won't bite you. Cats > Dogs > Mice > Cockroaches. You can change that order however you like, as long as cats stay on top.

Introduction

As said in the title, you are supposed to live and laugh. Living is very important, and so is laughing. It is questionable which one of these is the most important. Cat pictures are usually good to make people laugh

Other times, they just make you happy. I have no clue why I am using such a formal way of writing, if this is supposed to be silly. Hopefully you ridicule this and have fun. Hopefully you find this website useful to have fun and come here when you need cheering up. The cats and the memes will always welcome you.